Hi, Sarvesh again.
Now after Amita had sent a copy of my story to everyone there was a little series of e-mails which took place over the course of a few days. You see, Shanti couldn’t help herself. She had to mention the most minor of points I made in my story. This led to my reply and that from my friend Joseph. They are interesting emails and also a bit funny too, so I have decided included them here for you all to enjoy.
Email – From Shanti to Sarvesh. cc to everyone.
Hi Sarvesh
A good story. That sexy scene was so good. Finally, you and Katrina have got together. I wondered if it would ever happen.
You were doing very well with the story; you even mentioned how Amita gave you business and investment advice. Then you ruined it by saying you always have the final say. Always the same you Indian guys, always wanting to be the big boss.
Shanti.
Email – From Sarvesh to Shanti cc to everyone.
Hi Shanti
Thank you for your comments on my story but I did not except your words about Amita. She is happy to allow me the final business decisions as she does not require being involved in those. Like a good wife, she accepts my judgment on these.
Please save your advice and comments for Mike’s business and don’t be involved in mine.
Sarvesh.
Email – From Joseph to Shanti (Private).
Shanti, I do not like what you said to my friend, Sarvesh. You must remember, unlike me, many Indian men are uncomfortable with the way you talk. You can be too bold and too direct, Shanti.
Joseph
E-mail – from Shanti to Sarvesh cc to Joseph & everyone.
Hi Sarvesh and Joseph
Oh, nice! Now the fish are really biting. Caught two with one hook. Ha! Ha!
Shanti.
Email – From Sarvesh to Shanti cc to everyone.
Hi Shanti
You are an impossible woman. No man can ever tell you anything, can they?
Sarvesh.
Email – From Shanti to Sarvesh. cc to everyone.
Hi Sarvesh
How do you make me out as being ‘impossible’? I’m not the one strutting around, acting like the big king, expecting every woman to bow down to anything you say.
Shanti.
Email – from Amita to Shanti. (Private)
Hi Shanti
I think that last email was a bit strong. I’m not sure how Sarvesh is going to take it when he reads it.
Amita.
Email – from Jeevan to Shanti cc everyone.
My dear Shanti
You have a problem with authority, don’t you? And you like sailing close to danger of the wind. In this case, I am certain of you are being too hard on Sarvesh. You have taken the smallest of remarks, a mere pimple on an elephant and turned it into a mountain.
Jeevan.
Email – Joseph to Shanti. Cc everyone.
Look Shanti! See the mess you have made. Now everyone is getting involved.
Joseph.
Email – Shanti to Jeevan cc everyone.
Hi Jeevan,
How are you mate? Yes, I have a problem with authority. It’s with men thinking they can boss their wives around. Always telling the woman what to do, thinking they are such big shots. That is my problem.
Shanti
Email – Jenny to Shanti cc everyone.
Go, girl! You tell him!
Jenny.
Email – Sarvesh to Shanti cc everyone.
Oh Shanti, what are we going to do with you?
If I was there now, I’d put you over my knee and give your bare bum a good smacking. Then I’d take you to bed and show you just what a big boss man I really am.
Everyone, please leave dear Shanti alone. She is entitled to her own opinion, even if we all know it is totally wrong.
Sarvesh.
Email – Shanti to Sarvesh cc everyone.
Sounds like fun. I might even be able to show you the error of your ways, Sarvesh.
Show you who really is the boss. Ha! Ha!
Shanti.
Looking forward to you correcting my ways.
If you can! Ha! Ha!
If you can! Ha! Ha!
Sarvesh.
Email – Shanti to Sarvesh cc everyone.
Jenny and I are coming over to help Mega packing. If you are a good boy I might even consider visiting you too, Sarvesh.
Shanti.
Email – Sarvesh to Shanti cc everyone.
Delightful idea!
Sarvesh.
Email – Sarvesh to Shanti cc everyone.
Delightful idea!
Sarvesh.
This is another thing we like for this blog. Every so often a surprise comes. It had not occurred to me other communication would be between them but it makes sense really.
ReplyDeleteYou used an old attitude difference from the very early letters between Shanti and Joseph and applied it to a conversation between Shanti and Sarvesh. Very clever way of developing personalities.
Miko & John.